Monday, February 7

Bob counts down to the big day

Hi Bob here after a bit of a break.

Well the big news is , yes I got Chris to double check my vet book and me and Lizzy are one on Friday , that's only 300 sleeps by my reckoning wha hooooooooo.
Here is my birthday wish list (so far)
  1. wake up on bed after long sleep
  2. breakfast of pan-fried bunny in a white wine sauce
  3. read the newspaper for five seconds then shred it
  4. rip up the end of the best chair in the lounge without the customary "hey YOU" (Like I care ?)
  5. open presents , hint for Chris I REALLY LIKE those cat treats A LOT, also I hear you can get mice from the pet shop, we have eaten all the locally available ones .
  6. Snooze for 6 hours
  7. wake up, eat 1kg of cat treats (PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU) try not to vomit
  8. Snooze again
  9. Dinner fish from you know where , still wriggling (my revenge for the "Boxing Day incident")
  10. fast asleep till middle of night when I will crash loudly through cat door on way to a nice little night ramble

This is Bob Signing out from the Birthday channel


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